OH GOD, I AM DYING!!!!!!

*vomits profusely*

NOOOOOOOOO!

It finally happened.

Eating raw cookie dough has finally made me sick enough to puke everywhere.

WAY TO GO! +5 exp!

OK. From now on, when someone acts pretentious around me, I'll be delivering a swift kick to the ass, a giant glob of mucous to the face, or a big, "Fuck you, why are you acting like such a pretentious jackass?" to the ear holes.

>_< I'm going to go to jail for this. Fuck!

Like the antisocial piece of crap I am, I've been using Omegle for the past few days in hopes of gaining more insight on the way others in different countries live their lives. I've not been disappointed, but here are the most important things I've learned:

- Korean men go "WAO! Do you like DICK?!"
- The USA has much cheaper fuel, produce, and cosmetics than pretty much every other country in the world. BE THANKFUL. Poor suckers pay way over a dollar a liter (if you didn't know, one gallon is over 3.75 liters)
- Almost all people will respond to "Yellow!" with "Blue!"
- Indians say "Ok, Ok" and "Good, good" just like they do in person.
- Chinese people are pretty cool and love to try to improve their English
- 4chan's presence is EXTREMELY strong on the Omegle service
- Everyone loves weed
- No one on earth except the shitty Americans uses AIM. Seriously. No one. Not one person. Even most Americans seem to use MSN.


:P And I type like a man, apparently. It's largely due to coherence, proper punctuation and lack of shorthand. That speaks volumes about the American females that go ":) hi hun" instead of saying "Hello."

I found a brown pipe-cleaner spider in the sand today while I was taking a walk.

I've named him Pico.

This month is off to a good start!

I'm pissed off and confused. Must be very tired.

On the bright side, my cat just cleaned my hand, so I feel very fortunate.

Did anyone else ever play this as a kid? I won't buy the new DS or Wii games (this franchise is now owned by Ubisoft) because someone is going to tease me *coughGLENNcoughcough*, but I have really fond memories of the game. :] Particularly when the weather begins cooling down.

It's mega cheap, so I guess I'm going to buy Catz 5 and waste my time playing it for the nostalgia factor (kind of like Sims before it got all crazy) since I'm having a hard time with the game I'm currently playing.

ALSO... What is wrong with the majority of female gamers? They're really rude and either tend to be the Weeaboo type or... Super-douched bro-hoes? I don't get it. Where's the love, ladies?

Promote the love for all games!

\m/ -.^ \m/ <3

People are inherently stupid. And they spout off the shitty misinformation they overheard whilst stuffing their face full of pot pies and other frozen food dinners in front of the television.

If I am WRONG, you say something! Particularly in regard to science + useful information that has relevance to the way we live out lives.

Wow, you're not a very good eBay-er if this statement applies to you:

"disadvantage of eBay shopping-> the wait and the hope that you weren't scammed:S"

Polution In China - Ghastly.



D:

Spinach - can only eat this cooked, canned, or on a sandwich

Zucchini - I despise this and will not eat it, period

Sweet peppers - only good raw and in moderation, cannot eat it in stir-fried dishes

Artichokes - :,[

Romaine lettuce - Absolutely despise the dirty taste of this stuff

Broccoli - I actually love broccoli, the stem part moreso than the florette, but GAS FOR DAYS. I can only imagine combining this with garlic and cheese...



Pears - WHO THE FUCK EATS THIS GRITTY ASS FRUIT?

Dragon fruit - Has no flavor, though the seeds are nice to crunch

Yellow kiwi - No flavor

Horned melons - Fuck these. Nasty.

Rambutans - Wannabe lychees

Jackfruit - Why are these so big? I would love them but I am afraid of them...

Watermelon cultivated outside of the south - if you don't know what I'm talking about and you live on the west coast, or anywhere else in the world where your melons suck, you have never had the best watermelons ever.

Heading to the gym early tonight due to frustration @ paypal troubles.

The other night I found a purse filled with money in the Winco parking lot, and Glenn made me take it in to the lost and found.

This is the second time I have found a substantial amount of money in a parking lot at night. Why can't I just keep itttt...

If you don't like ketchup, I don't like you, but this is my favorite ketchup. ;] It's kosher for Pesach, so it doesn't have corn syrup. Yum!

I had a shitty dream featuring none other than Lewis Carroll himself.

Lame.


I'm not the biggest fan of dreaming, hence my out of control coffee habit and ongoing struggle with insomnia. Today would be a good day for coffee, I think, lest I have anymore shitty dreams.


On a lighter note:


Cute! It has a little yellow plastic bee that one uses to slide the balm stick up and down. Thumbs up for a smart move in repackaging an old product.

I knew it was out there, how could it not be? But I hadn't heard of a particular brand/seller until today:

Betty Beauty - Dye for the pigment-deficient pussy bush!

This is obviously NSFW. Nothing in my journal is safe for work. Ever. So I won't put that kind of warning up again.


Thinking about Buu-Man today. I trimmed his hair last night. :] It looks nice since I can FINALLY cut a straight, blunt hemline.

Today is slack off and do nothing other than listen to music day.

I went TWO full days without coffee. While I caved and sped to Burger King for my fix this morning, hopefully, I can go three full days without coffee. It's hard, but as long as I don't buy a bag or jug or drum of coffee beans, I think I'll be able to cut coffee out of my diet. For what it's worth, not drinking coffee is considerably more difficult than quitting the smokes. I used coffee to help me counter the cravings of cigarettes, and now I don't have anything but tea and water to turn to. FUN, right? If I'm not careful with the tea, I can easily drink just as much caffeine as I would be drinking if I were sipping coffee instead. Courtesy Celestial Seasonings Morning Thunder, of course. I specifically selected that tea to help wean me off of such high levels of caffeine (900mg+) but it doesn't do much good if you drink five cups of that stuff either. Ah well. Soon! I only have one more bag of that particular tea, but, like many of you, I have an entire cabinet chock full of various herbal "teas" and regular white/green/black teas. English breakfast tea is pretty good, but my favorite is always going to be genmai-cha... NEITHER OF THOSE HAVE ENOUGH CAFFEINE TO MAKE ME HAPPY!

I just found a seersucker dress on e-bay. Lawlz. Seersucker fabric is just about as badass as old-school clothes get. It's both tacky and superemely comfortable, and somehow never fails to charm this critical Kirry. I guess the fact that my dad told me people used to wear seersucker suits when he was in high school also helps with the amusement factor. Snrrt. My dad is the best liberal old man ever. Last weekend he told me he used to have a pair of gold Krueger claws. HAHA! Wtf?!

Blahblahblah...

eBay has been feeding me candy for some reason. I've found NOTHING but deals this week. I'm both irked and elated.


Since I'm actually taking an English class, I feel like informing the interwebs that I've identified a few major flaws in my writing, none of which are fixable overnight (except overzealous use of ellipses, but this is the INTERNET, so I can use them here). The worst of these flaws is that my tone is almost always weak and "young." I'll attribute the juvenile tone to the fact that I never took high school English seriously (since it was a joke, after all) so I never really developed my formal writing skills. It's both frustrating and upsetting, but today I can view it as a challenge rather than a critical flaw that can never be fixed. I guess the first thing to do about this particular issue is to READ more... It's not like I don't read most of the time, but I guess I need to revisit some classics to get a better idea of how to improve my writing.

The plus side of living with my mom and dad is that instead of cheap-o pork in my bun cha gio, I have to use strip steak. ;o Terrible, right?

Found the first persimmons of the season. They were a dollar a piece, so I only grabbed three... Hopefully I'll find more at the Asian market in the upcoming month.

I doubt any of you shop on asos.com, but they're having a 25% off sale until the 21st of this month with the code asosgrazia .